If I ever wrote a Dummies book, it would probably be: Wasting Time with Photoshop. There would be a whole section on pasting dog heads onto favorite family photos.

This is what my 9-mo-old son, Max, would look like if he was part pug. (From his father’s side, I’m sure!)

I better start saving up for therapy for my boys. Fin is really upset by this mash-up. “Max is not a dog! Max is just a baby!” He’s right. The only thing Max has in common with a dog is 1. cuteness and 2. a commonly given name.